I do belive that I just lost faith in fashion

It is a sad, sad time right now.


My faith has been slipping for a while now, what with the denim leggings and cropped t-shirts and furry jackets. But now, my faith is gone. G.O.N.E.

Just look at this! It's all vile. And it's all "hot" in the world of fashion.

Well, thank you very much beloved designers, but I do not want to walk around dressed as Big Bird's bad haircut. Perhaps, if you cut it down until it was a shrug, then I may wear it on occassion, but that £412 dress ain't going near me.

Vivienne Tam's tye-dye dress is a waste of good silk. Why could it not have been left alone? I may have long hair, but I'm not a hippy and so I'm not high enough to ever, ever wear that dress.

Perhaps the biggest disappointment of all is Christopher Kane's biker jacket. Yet another waste of silk, and at £790 I almost choked. This would only look good on the divas of the fashionista world, and only then because their See by Chloé studded ankle boots are giving them a hint of salvation.